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Joke of the Day
"What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals."
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"What does a cat say when its trapped in a box? Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt"
"So a Jewish kid asks his dad for $30... His dad says, ""twenty bucks! What do you need ten bucks for?!"""
"Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball"
"Looking for Sympathy? You'll find it between Shit and Syphilis in the dictionary."
"What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled."
"My wife told me her sock had a hole in it. ""Darn it!"" I replied."
"What do u call a girl having no boyfriend?"
"Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned? So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."
"Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer... He was conceived anally"