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Joke of the Day

"I think women are fantastic Every man should own several!"

"The invention of the wheel started a revolution"

"Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !"

"twitter has a very ""high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes"" vibe"

"You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook."

"Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota? Because that's where the mini apple is!"

"""We will never forget."" Of course not, we're brainwashed and controlled by fear."

"A load of geese caused a massive pile up on my way to work, What a bunch of flocking idiots."

"Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees? In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology."

"What's a rapists favorite meal? Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry."