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Joke of the Day
"I think women are fantastic Every man should own several!"
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"Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses."
"Tiger Woods says he's been ""blown away"" by the reception from fans. Sometimes the setup doesn't need a punchline."
"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."
"GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge? ADAM: no...it was my girlfriend GOD: who? ADAM: u don't know her she goes to a different school"
"What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige"
"I've been dating a homeless girl So I've been dating this homeless girl. Things are getting pretty serious. She asked me to move out with her."
"Sky TV 'Fluid Viewing' I thought this meant they were now streaming PornHub"
"What's the difference between your wife and your work? After 5 years, your work still sucks."
"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."