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Joke of the Day
"What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing, they just waved."
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"[In bed with gf] ""Do you have any fantasies?"" Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one? ""Yes.. why?"" I want to hit her with my car"
"Dorito its life. I was eating doritos and my nouse started itching out of nowhere so i picked my nouse and now all i smell its doritos"
"Today someone was killed with a starter pistol... the police think it might be race related."
"Where does a homeless accountant live? In a tax shelter."
"When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)"
"What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass."
"There are two types of people on Reddit Karmanaut and Unidan"
"beluga whales singing and one that cant sing lol http://youtu.be/UlJ5GhYzHIY"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot"