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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass."
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"My friend said ""Women directors have never had major success with a live action film"" So I said, ""Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."""
"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."
"What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !"
"Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls."
"My wife caught me checking out the nanny the other day. She fired the nanny. Then she told me no more sex for a year! I said, ""You're firing the maid, too?"""
"what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog"
"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."
"You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo."
"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."