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Joke of the Day

"When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)"

"What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty"

"Recent studies link bacon to cancer. ""Ya, don't eat bacon, you'll get so much cancer"", said one pink scientist."

"The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping."

"Hey North Carolina, watcha doin' this weekend? Nothing"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"I would lose weight, but I hate losing."

"alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous. No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking."

"Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper."

"seX I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""