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Joke of the Day

"Every year you swallow ten beetles in your sleep! That's what my gastroentomologist told me."

"What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!"

"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."

"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."

"What do you call a Pakistani with a vest on? Going to the gym, You. Racist."

"Yo mama so fat... She auditioned for Gargantua in the movie Interstellar but got rejected for being too fat"

"Why should you never date an atom? The split is gonna be explosive"

"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Probably an award or something. I mean, that would be pretty crazy. Alternative punch line: I don't know. The zoo won't let me try."