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Joke of the Day
"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"
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"I have PTSD from catching a glimpse of a co-worker's pale belly roll during a meeting."
"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."
"A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"A man walks into a bar and the bartender says: I think you've had enough already."
"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"
"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"
"What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate."
"Misanthropy I joined the local misanthropes society but none of the other members like me."
"Quest I went on a vision quest. I still ended up at Walmart."