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"Beyonce's hair is always blowing because she has so many fans"
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"The worst thing about being British with Crohns... ...Is all the the bloody shits you take."
"I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn"
"After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big."
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."
"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."
"How many dead Hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 8, since my basement is still dark."
"A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include ""Swam in water"" and ""Ate""."
"The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat's butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark. It was almost a catastrophe."
"My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for ""best way to clean vomit off a keyboard??"""