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Joke of the Day

"After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big."

"What do you call a learned spider? A webdesigner"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits."

"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"

"What do you call someone who is racist against Asians? Riceist."

"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? The waiter gave him the cold shoulder."

"I just brushed a whole tooth without looking at twitter"

"A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam."

"One day, my mother barged into my room and screamed, ""Turn off that gangsta rap music!"" I was listening to Lecrae..."

"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."