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Joke of the Day

"The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat's butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark. It was almost a catastrophe."

"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"

"These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'"

"My business card is just a moist slice of cantaloupe."

"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"

"What's the answer for question #2? 2.B or not 2.B"

"It's confusing for me too, but I don't need your money so you're going to have to be a nice guy if this is going to work out."

"You're lifting weights dude, you're not in labor. Settle down."

"I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley. I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome."

"I don't have ""safe sex"" ... ... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock."