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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression? He's always getting off on the wrong foot."

"At home I have an Old Sleeping Bag Hope she doesn't wake up."

"""I have a newt named Tiny."" ""Why do you call it Tiny?"" ""Because it's my newt."""

"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."

"I heard the funniest joke... But the Fine Bros copyrighted it."

"If Bruce Wayne was Jewish, would he have had a bar mitzvah or a bat mitzvah?"

"[crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'"

"It's okay Microsoft Excel even my love life is not responding."

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises."

"I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn."