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Joke of the Day

"I'd attend church a lot more if, instead of a tiny cracker, the body of Christ was a tiny quesadilla."

"Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone."

"How to fix something: -Say ""let's have a look"" -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say ""nah it's broken"" -Place hands on hips"

"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"

"What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer? In the way!"

"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"

"What's the difference between an establishment where alcohol is served and an elephant passing gas? One is a Bar Room, the other is a BAROOOM!"

"Old experiment #You are now breathing and blinking manually. #also you are aware of your tongue now. Let me know if this worked"

"I told my neighbor with a cute daughter this joke today and it's killing him. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at 'C'"

"I know a really good joke Braden"