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Joke of the Day

"if evolution isnt real then sombody please explain how my couch has ""evolved"" to fit the shape of my butte"

"How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them."

"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."

"My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?"

"What do you call a ""to-go"" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant? Alfredosehen"

"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."

"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"

"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."

"I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train."

"You're more useless than a..."