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Joke of the Day

"If Italian westerns are called Spaghetti Westerns,then what are Japanese ones called? Sushi Westerns"

"Hey hedgehogs, how about leaving some hedges for the rest of us?"

"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"

"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."

"Now that the Australian dollar is worth 0.70 USD.. Can we just call it the Feminist Dollar?"

"How do you get away with murder? Become a cop first."

"Did you know that all Bicyclists are colorblind? Cause they can't tell Green from Red!"

"How to take selfies: Step 1: Take 40 pictures. Step 2: Post the least bad one."

"Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile picture.'"

"Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper? What a shame. He had so much potential."