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Joke of the Day
"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"
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"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable ...like a coma."
"What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other? A bunch of bi Nanas."
"Why are there so many Indians working with telemarketing? Because they have the biggest cow center."
"Chinese man calls his boss ""Me no work, I sick"". The boss replies ""When I am sick, I fuck my wife. Try that."" ..Two hours later the Chinese man calls back ""Me better, you got very nice house"""
"What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it."
"Killing the earth Arrogant humans, you are not killing the earth. The earth is attempting to kill you."
"I hate leaving when my phone isn't charged to 100%"
"Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony."
"I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted."