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Joke of the Day
"Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana."
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"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""
"Little Johnny Orders A Pizza ""I'll have an extra large pie, but hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pizza!"" Haha"
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ? You take the ""F"" out of way."
"What do you call a monkey sitting on a lions back? The most animalistic way to ride a pussy"
"I think my Pokemon Go is broken, I held up the camera but all I caught was cops killing black folk"
"I apologised to my girlfriend last night for not being able to get an erection. There were no hard feelings whatsoever."
"How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task."
"I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long."
"What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston? A tourist."