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Joke of the Day

"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"

"I was once raped by a gang of mimes. They performed unspeakable things to me!"

"I'm not into bestiality but... I do like hot dogs"

"A good rule of thumb is to never be in Liam Neeson's movie family."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Says the Titanic to the Iceberg... so I was sinking..."

"What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop."

"Yesterday I taught my boss to play Angry Birds. Today, she ""couldn't make it in to work."" This is called managing upwards, people."

"Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!"

"What do you call it when you have sex with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia? micro trans action"