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Joke of the Day
"I'm not into bestiality but... I do like hot dogs"
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"*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*"
"My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel."
"Q: What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three."
"I told my wife I wanted her to spread my ashes for traction when the back porch gets icy That way she can put me to work and step on me one last time."
"I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc... They'll have to go outside for craps though."
"What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi."
"I said ""You're not the boss of me"" to my boss and it came true."
"Here's one for all you Stalinists out there! Communist jokes are only funny if you share them."