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Joke of the Day
"A good rule of thumb is to never be in Liam Neeson's movie family."
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"Don't you hate it when... The inferior sex accuses you of being misogynistic?"
"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."
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"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."
"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."
"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her? Switch to the spiderman outfit"
"TIFU by taking someone else's Subway order Oops, wrong sub."
"Why didn't Jesus' business break even? It wasn't making enough prophet"
"GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks? SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok"