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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I taught my boss to play Angry Birds. Today, she ""couldn't make it in to work."" This is called managing upwards, people."

"Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight."

"Fine wine I like my women like I like my wine, 9 years old and in my basement"

"A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful things a person can hear... ...unless it's 3 a.m., and you're home alone, and you don't have any kids."

"What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)"

"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"

"I have an ear infection. It's called hearing AIDs."

"Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15."

"What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing? They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation."