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"What don't homeless people get? Knock knock jokes"
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"What do you call a frozen terrorist? A isilcle"
"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure."
"I slept like a baby last night... I woke up every 15 minutes and then shat myself"
"After starting on August 15th, 2004, Julia Roberts just finished brushing her teeth a few hours ago."
"What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? Pretty fucking funny."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... BA-DUM-TSSSSS"
"What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink? The fun guy"