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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tree have lots of fans? Because he was Poplar!"

"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? To see the battle."

"How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents? The ones with food."

"Rat and a Mouse Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a rat? A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound"

"After many years, I have decided I no longer care where Waldo is because we do not have any sort of reciprocal relationship."

"I thought I pocket dialed you... But it was just a clothes call."

"An underage sweater walks into a bar for the third time. The bartender says, ""I'm gonna need to see your cardigan."""

"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"

"What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream."

"If you are having sex with two women and a third woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely"