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Joke of the Day

"Saw a guy steal a car using a hanger so I did what any normal person would do, walked up to him & asked ""You that guy from Grand Theft Auto?"

"Conjugating verbs is great It's always in-tense"

"Do you think when dead people get tired of being dead they commit life?"

"never trust a persom who speaks in absolutes"

"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"

"Why did the vampire go to the doctors? Because he was coffin..."

"Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hare-line."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye-deer"

"A husband walks into the bedroom... ... and hands his wife 2 Advils. She says: ""But honey, I don't have a headache!"" ... To which he replies: ""Aha, I got you! Let's have sex then!"""

"Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !"