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Joke of the Day
"why was Elsa afraid of Sven? because Sven eight nine! hahahahahahahahaha..."
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"mom hates dad My mother used to be a ventriliquist.. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father"
"My favorite one-liner Two women sat down quietly."
"For my cake day, I have a short joke My penis."
"Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don't hit anything."
"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"
"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."
"The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings."
"[At the coroners' to identify a body] Me: ""Yep. That's a body all right."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !"