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Joke of the Day
"If Trump is the answer.... How stupid is the question?"
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"Arcade Fire: great band / nerd way to die"
"Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work."
"What do WNBA players make? Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share"
"How do you confuse a complete idiot ? 32"
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"""You have a BA? Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD."" - 3rd degree burn"
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"
"""WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S THE OTHER, SMALLER VERSION OF THIS PERSON?""--Russian surgeon's 1st time cutting a patient open"
"There once was a man named Dave. He kept a dead whore in a cave. He said ""what the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money you save!"""