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Joke of the Day

"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."

"Little Liz was walking through the forest... When a man came at her with a bread knife. Little Liz started laughing, she knew she wasn't a loaf of bread"

"So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it."

"Donald Trump is like the ""Scream"" movies in that he blurs the line between comedy and horror."

"""Ugh, you're so obsessed with me."" Boss: ""I just asked why you're twenty minutes late?"""

"[mean joke to girls from guys] I really hope you get the hottest boyfriend So I have a chance on hot girls"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones"

"I asked my Indian father for a PS3 He said ""No beta, it's pronounced PH.D."""

"My friend asked me, what rhymes with Reddit? I said: No it doesn't"

"If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package."