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Joke of the Day

"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."

"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."

"In Need of A Psychic Reading There was a man that needed a psychic reading. He showed up on the psychic's front porch and knocked on the door. The psychic said, ""Who is it""? So he went back home."

"Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!"

"What do you call it when two amoebas say hi? A micro-transaction."

"Whats the difference between puberty and prostitution? One is caused by hormones and one causes whore moans"

"UKIP get their jokes from Mock the Week. 'Things you wouldn't hear in a weather forecast', December 2011 ""Tonight, a hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality..."""

"Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy."

"The cemetery down the street seems like it's a pretty exclusive club People are dying to get in"

"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"