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Joke of the Day

"What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon ."

"What's the difference between batman and a blackman? Batman can go to the store with out robin."

"Loyalty Test... Wife buys 12 underwears of same color for hubby.. Hubby- Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people Total silence..."

"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"

"At my mom's house. Just asked if we could record Dateline and she said she doesn't have a blank VHS tape and now my left arm is numb."

"Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens."

"Me: You never told me you were on the debate team in college.. Her: Yes I did. Me: No you didn't. Her: Yes I did. Me: Oh you're good!"

"If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating."

"What do you get when you mix a donkey & a onion? A Piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye"

"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."