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Joke of the Day
"What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon ."
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"Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn't made me look insane 10,000 times."
"When talking to a girl, their boobs are like the sun... You can't look at them for very long unless you have sunglasses"
"what's the peak of bad luck to fall off a crashing plane on a sinking ship"
"Where does Santa go for a sexy carwash? One whore soap-and-sleigh!"
"I would put a webcam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."
"What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero."
"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? Pirate bae"
"I like my women like I like my exams with curves"
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."