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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens."
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"How do you make a German cry? Show them their gas bill"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people!"
"Did you guys hear who killed Alicia Keys? No oooneee, noooo oneee, nooooooo oooooonnneeee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywUS-ohqeE"
"I just fell flat on my face outside and made a reverse snow angel trying to get up"
"I was drinking a margarita at the bar.... And a woman screamed ""Does anyone know CPR?!"" I replied that i knew the whole alphabet, we laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy."
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"
"Q: Where do ghosts live? A: At the dead end."
"Optimus Prime runs on AC current He's a transformer"
"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."