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Joke of the Day

"A Black man, Mexican, and Jew walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the F*&k out of my bar!"" This is my friends favorite go to joke."

"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"Did you hear about the guy who took some dude's ear off with a vacuum cleaner? His name was Mike Dyson."

"Some people are like Slinkys... Totally useless, but still fun to push down the stairs."

"I saw that new movie about N.W.A I rate it Straight/Compton"

"I saw someone use ""Terrierist"" instead of ""Terrorist"" and I don't know whether I should be afraid of my dogs or not."

"What did the trailer park girl say when she lost her virginity Get off me dad! your crushing my smokes!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee I hate coffee."

"I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?"