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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee I hate coffee."
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"What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit? Falafel Raptors. (sorry)"
"[interview at a clothing store] be cool, don't let them know you're a dog ""so what color is this dress?"" oh you gotta be kidding me"
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphillis"
"My penis was in a Guinness Book Of Records... ...but then they threw me out of the library."
"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."
"The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"I like my women like i like my coffee... Silent."
"Trying to make a password Me: beefstew Computer: sorry, password not stroganoff"
"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink."