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Joke of the Day

"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."

"Liquor probably won't fix your problems... but it's worth a shot."

"LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard. Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season."

"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"

"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."

"I'm concerned that little girls are being taught it's okay to eat."

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, But when i got home all the signs were there."

"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy."

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."

"""FOILED AGAIN!"" --Leftovers"