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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him."
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"I thought a Vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?"
"What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite."
"Don't do the pathetic baby talk when talking to the baby. They don't understand you any better. You don't go up to a dog and start barking."
"student: may i use the bathroom? Teacher: as long as you can recite the alphabet. Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: wheres the p? Student: running down my leg."
"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten? Pre-KKK"
"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !"