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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !"

"I deliver packages, I came up to a house and a man was sticking his penis through the mail slot. He was giving me a tip."

"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""

"Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco"

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything"

"What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer. I'll show myself out :(."

"What does ISIS call wine snobs? Zinfandels!!!!!!"

"I used to be into bestiality, sadism, and necrophilia... But eventually I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"All the good Liam Neeson jokes are Taken."

"I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly."