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Joke of the Day

"I thought a Vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

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"Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun"
"What are the effects of biggest brainwashing book in human history? i dont know...try asking the suicide bombers"
"Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer."
"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around."
"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them! ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE"
"Why did the Blonde go to a Phone Repairman to get her anus bleached? Because she needed help changing her ring tone."
"I just found out diarrhea is genetic... It runs in your genes."
"I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook."
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