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Joke of the Day
"What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten? Pre-KKK"
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"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."
"A guy walks into a bar. .. He's in critical condition."
"CAR GPS: turn left PHONE GPS: turn right C: who was that? ME: just a friend P: just a friend? ME: wait C: make an illegal U-turn ME: babe"
"The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite."
"What happens when you cross the band ""The Knack"" and a bottle of Corona? A song called ""My Corona"""
"Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? Because he wants tequila. Literally."
"My couch has gotten so much ass today."
"What do you call the death of a superior? A promotional opportunity."
"I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""