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Joke of the Day
"You know what's fun to do in Ohio? ... Pack up and get the fuck out."
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"Old man and old lady... Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?"
"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who got out of jail? He's trying to integrate back into society, but you can still kinda differentiate him from others."
"How much do cosmetics sell for? Face value."
"Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!"
"What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf? Nothing, they're both dead stars."
"Texted Mom a question & she didn't answer right away. I'm going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine."
"What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? An Amish mechanic."
"What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flamethrower"