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Joke of the Day
"My parents always said no drugs before marriage After that.... they just understood."
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"I'm so hungover that my thoughts sound like Sylvester Stallone."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... ..."
"For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender."
"""One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider."""
"what is kurt cobain's eye color Blue. One blue to left, one blue to the right."
"An atheist, a vegan, and a Crossfitter walked into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"
"A family walk into a hotel, the father walks up to the counter and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The clerk replies "" its just regular porn you sick fuck!"""