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Joke of the Day

"My local baseball team can't sell beer at the stadium anymore... They lost the opener! [wah wah](http://www.sadtrombone.com/)"

"What are 3 things you can't give a black man? A fat lip, A black eye and, a job. I had too.."

"Black Santa reached into his bag of presents... He may have been reaching for a weapon. An officer involved shooting occurred."

"What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle? Wok it off! Wok it off!"

"anyone who puts that dumb ass Gotye song on when im with them instantly becomes somebody that i used to know."

"Since we're talking about Vampire jokes, here's my favorite. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month..."

"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"

"No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince His white horse has ended up in the lasagna"

"What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho"

"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."