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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician solve constipation? Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber."
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"Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog."
"If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad"
"That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ""single"" and your ex likes it."
"Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that."
"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."
"Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching ""Game of Thrones"" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming..."
"How do make a car top? 'Tep on the brake 'tupid."
"I found a great recipe in my mathbook Everything was amazing except the *cos-law*"
"What do you call a retard who is super high? a baked potato lol xD"