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Joke of the Day
"What does it mean when a man makes eye contact with a woman while she speaks? Her tits aren't nice"
Next Joke
"BROTHER: The Godfather is on? That's not very Thanksgiving-y. ME: Well, it's about family..."
"A couple is lying in bed. The husband says, ""I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.""The wife replies,... ...""I'll miss you."""
"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."
"This guy clicking his pen in Starbucks just got stabbed when I stabbed him."
"I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural."
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend"
"I have a diabetic racist uncle who doesn't get on with milk. He lacks toes and tolerance."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.. I can't put it down."
"Fear is not the same is respect. For instance I fear bears but integrity wise they are huge pieces of shit"