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Joke of the Day

"What does it mean when a man makes eye contact with a woman while she speaks? Her tits aren't nice"

"What do you call a female pilot's vagina? A cock pit."

"What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common? Neither can keep track of their balls"

"Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team didn't you?"

"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"

"My girlfriend said that a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. ""That's a bullshit myth,"" I said. ""Prove it,"" she replied. After sneezing ten times I said, ""See? I'm still awake and you're not pregnant."""

"As a gay dude, having a boyfriend with a small penis gets me down sometimes. But I try to stay positive - I'm an ass half full kind of guy."

"The Boy Scouts ended their ban on gay adults, which means that soon you'll be able to buy some delicious Boy Scout cookies."

"How does an Asgardian like his parties? Loki"

"Why didn't the airline passenger check his vulture? Because it's a carrion bird."