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Joke of the Day
"How do make a car top? 'Tep on the brake 'tupid."
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"Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY."
"This woman walked into a bar... and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her."
"Thanks to Twitter I can tell people I read."
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. Recieding hare line."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars."
"Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen"
"Opinions are like assholes.. Everybody's got one; Most of them aren't that pretty; and No one needs another one."
"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"
"I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing."