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Joke of the Day

"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."

"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"Mom: Any big plans today? Me: Yes, of course, my friend is coming over and... Mom: The mail doesn't come on Sundays. Me: Oh, then no. :'("

"I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake"

"And now for the most stupidest joke ever. How do you say the word ""peanuts"" *without* the letter ""t""? Think about it."

"A man orders a drink at McDonald's Cashier: $1.08 sir Man: Sure, I'll wait"

"What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed? A hippo violation"

"""I can't wait to nail you later"" *whispers to the new picture I just bought*"

"I like my coffee how i like my women. Accompanied by a sandwich."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello"" from the other side."