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Joke of the Day
"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"
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"Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, ""Marco"" and then an even fainter, ""Polo."""
"The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment."
"I'd want a burglar to break into my house, I'll help them look for money."
"All of my friends call me SAT prep Because no one ever does me... :("
"Why do midgets love playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"
"Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with."
"What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!"
"How do you get to Oktoberfest? Follow the lederhosen."