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Joke of the Day
"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"
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"I asked my waiter how long my pizza would be... his reply was, not very long."
"Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton."
"Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now."
"Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire? Because they can only semi retire."
"A girl couldn't decide which mascara to use Bitch couldn't makeup her mind."
"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing; they were both stuck up cunts!"
"If it wasn't for Yahoo Answers, there's no way I could know this numb black foot was just a headache."
"My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter."
"Is there an app that makes the flatline noise? Bet I could freak out some nurses."