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Joke of the Day

"Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!"

"I am sooo glad I was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred."

"Was that pun intended? Nope, unintended."

"What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco? Another, Juan"

"If Gravemind from Halo did product placement... We exist / Together now Two corpses / In one grave Burma-Shave"

"George Bush is a pretty handsome man I would rate him 9/11"

"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""

"I think this sub is dying There hasn't been a post ALL YEAR!"