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Joke of the Day
"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."
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"If you were a pole I would dance all over you."
"Went to the doctor I told him everytime I have sex I cry. He explained it's from the mace."
"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."
"My New Year's resolution is to stop telling Dad jokes, shouldn't be that hard, I never joke about my father."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct."
"I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size Oops, wrong thread"
"What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh"
"So Microsoft bought skype for millions of dollars Idiots didn't know skype's free."
"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."