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Joke of the Day

"Having pets adds 5 years to your life. Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh as your foes grow old and die"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."

"How do you call a dog without legs? you don't you go and grab him"

"Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I just live next door to a 10 year old with a hot piece of ass"

"Whats the Difference Between Hitler and Stalin? Hitler Hit. Stalin Stalled."

"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"

"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."

"""are u crying?"" ""no I just have swag in my eye"""

"If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen."