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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"
Next Joke
"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"
"You've got to hand it to little babies because their stupid little arms can't reach anything"
"Take a chill pill? I had a friend overdose on chill pills you insensitive prick!"
"What game did the Rabbi play with the Baby? PeekaJew"
"What are two things you can't give a black person? (Semi racist) A black eye and a fat lip."
"Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history."
"What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus!"
"Rise and shine all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."
"I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out"