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Joke of the Day

"If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen."

"I tried to make a robot that ate watches... but it was too time-consuming."

"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."

"I never thought that the Internet was very useful but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before."

"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."

"Joke 2 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork? Princess Arielephant"

"I guess you could say Caitlyn Jenner is... Transjennered."

"I said to this bloke,""I'm going to be performing in the play *Hamlet* at a local theatre."" He said,""Are you being facetious?"" I said,""No- Polonius."""

"Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?"

"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."