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Joke of the Day
"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."
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"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" Argon doesn't react."
"69% of people... ...find something dirty in every sentence."
"Tip of the day: When there's a will...find a way to be in it!"
"Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994."
"Whats green and flies? Super Pickle"
"What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? The woman."
"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"
"What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you? Made her chain too long."