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Joke of the Day

"Every time I lose a sock I like to imagine it went to set one of Dobby's house elf friends free."

"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"

"Guy- What's your sign? Me- Stop"

"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."

"Twitter should give you rollover characters from your short tweets."

"My resume is really just a list of shit I hope I never have to do again."

"PHP Dating Advice I had a date() with PHP and I had to mktime() for it."

"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"

"Racist joke What's the difference between a cupcake and a Jewish person? A cupcake doesn't burn othe oven"

"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."